Tim: You went to Angela's party last night, ? May: You weren't there, ? Tim: No, I can't stand her dinner parties. They're such a bore, ? She can't cook at all, ? And the wine she serves is always plonk, ? To top it all, she always invites such boring people, ? May: I think you're being very unfair. Her guests are not all boring. She always invites me and I'm an interesting person, ? Tim: I couldn't go anyway. I had to help my sister move. I couldn't let her do it all by herself, ? And it was a good excuse to get out of going to the party, ? May: You really are awful, ? I haven't noticed that you are such a hotshot cook yourself. You remember the last meal you cooked for me, ? It was awful, ? You didn't use enough salt, ? And the vegetables were overcooked, ? Tim: I had an off day. It doesn't happen often, ? I have just made a delicious pasta dish. Taste some and tell me what you think, ? May: Mm, yummy! But then anyone can make pasta, ? Tim: That's not true. It takes great skill to make home-made pasta. You know that, ? And the sauce wasn't out of tin either. You realised that, ? You should invite me over for dinner, ? Then we'll see who's the better cook, ? May: Maybe I'll do that. But I've got to run. I have loads of shopping to do. See you. Tim: Bye.