Friends? Who isWho hasWhose going to the party tonight? Who isWho hasWhose party? The girl who iswho haswhose got long brown hair and a big nose. You know the one I mean. The girl who iswho haswhose name I'm always forgetting, who iswho haswhose in Anna's class, who iswho haswhose father drives that big flashy American car. You don't mean that girl who iswho haswhose just got her driving licence, who iswho haswhose always showing off, who iswho haswhose got loads of money, and who iswho haswhose always trying to buy friends, who iswho haswhose a real bore, do you? Yes, that's the one, but her parties are great! Who isWho hasWhose going to the party apart from you? Everyone who iswho haswhose anyone. There’s Kyle, who iswho haswhose just done time for burglary. Tracy, who iswho haswhose working at the strip joint; Fred, who iswho haswhose got drunk at every party we’ve had this year and who iswho haswhose brother supplies us with booze; Pete, who iswho haswhose father has just won big on the lottery; Sue, who iswho haswhose just come back from Paris and who iswho haswhose a real fashion freak. Jake, who iswho haswhose into funky music, who iswho haswhose a real jerk, but who iswho haswhose got useful contacts. Everyone who iswho haswhose anyone is going to be there. You have to go.